employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
Can you honestly tell me this doesn’t make Rayquaza look like a grumpy old man
"OI YOU PRIMAL WHIPSNAPPERS"
"GED OFF MAH LAWN"
"STOP YA ROUGH HOUSIN YA DINGLES"
"BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE SUPER TRAINING. WE HAD TO EV TRAIN THE OLD FASHION WAY. BATTLING THROUGH 252 WINGULL. IN THE OCEAN. WHILE AVOIDING TENTACOOL. AND WE LIKED IT!"